I've been on both sides of this multiple times, so it's totally whatever. Thinking about when a specifically large amount of my guy friends will particularly call when they're girlfriend is no longer their girlfriend. Yeah yeah, we're always friends, but I won't hear from you for months if you find female attention to routinely occupy your time.
But fa real, i'm your friend, and always will be. nothing more, hopefully nothing less.
Sorry if i'm being a flirty bitch, sorry if i'm being subconsciously manipulative. (The only difference from this link is that i genuinely would do the same for most people)
This is an apology to all ever involved in either side of the argument. It blows no matter what.
Hahah, ho-lee shit. At first I was hyped that he was fighting the law verbally, cuz that's tight. And then he just keeps ranting, and he's obviously fuckin' nuts. Aaaannddd, then he escapes, after being tased.
Regardless of how strangely hysterical I find Ellen on this, I've been lookin' for an interview with Halle Berry to get her take on that god damn Hurricane Chris song. Unfortunately, she wasn't half as hyped as I kinda hoped she'd be, and I feel like she only danced to humor the audience. Regardless, stillllll awesome.
Ahh, as we sit back and recall our fight for the 8 hour work day, I think I'll do less activism and picketing, less leaflets and shouting "SCAB," and more beer drinking.
Friends of mine, Alex and Jon are in this band called Monster Moaty Promoter. It's a hip-hop group. Alex recently told me that have played a few shows with these dudes, Yeah Big + Kid Static and linked me up. Now I can't get that shit outta my head. Sooo tight.
I'm willing to bet you remember the LFO song about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. You know, "Summer Girls."
While reminiscing with a friend about shitty 90's boy bands, this song came up. We find the video on YouTube. And THEN we realized how much more there really is to this song.
And by how much MORE, i mean, how completely insane it is that the song ever even made the radio.
If you remember the A&F part of the song, you probably remember the line, "Chinese food makes me sick." Great, dude. Where the fuck does that fit in the song?
Secondly, this fine bro-ed group of guys decided decided that, oh yeah, LFO is in fact an acronym. In the process of sitting together at the work table and trying to come up with their band name, they got "Lyte Funky Ones" ......... It's not even like people KNEW that was their name. They skipped straight to the acronym so WHY spell it "lyte?"
The driving factor of this rant comes from the absolute nonsense lyrics that I don't remember anyone catching... Specifically, the shout outs to famous people....
"Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets" --- What????
"There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better baby when you're near" - Where does Paul Revere fit?
"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike." --- Why is this guy stealing my shit? "Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees" - what...
"I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate footloose." - I happen to like Footloose. But regardless, what does this have to do with Summer Girls??
What were you on, LFO???
And what's sad is when they get one-upped by O-Town singing "Liquid Dreams"
