Guilty - "Let's just be friends" article

I've been on both sides of this multiple times, so it's totally whatever. Thinking about when a specifically large amount of my guy friends will particularly call when they're girlfriend is no longer their girlfriend. Yeah yeah, we're always friends, but I won't hear from you for months if you find female attention to routinely occupy  your time.

But fa real, i'm your friend, and always will be. nothing more, hopefully nothing less.

Sorry if i'm being a flirty bitch, sorry if i'm being subconsciously manipulative. (The only difference from this link is that i genuinely would do the same for most people)

This is an apology to all ever involved in either side of the argument. It blows no matter what.

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it

He Fought the Law, and the Law Lost

Hahah, ho-lee shit. At first I was hyped that he was fighting the law verbally, cuz that's tight. And then he just keeps ranting, and he's obviously fuckin' nuts. Aaaannddd, then he escapes, after being tased.

Way to go, bud. 

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=442_1243907824