Hahahaha, "One Beer" Banned Cartoon

Ohhhh maaaaan. If this won't keep kids from drinking, I don't know what would. HA. Just after one beer. That happens to last all day....

Halle Berry dances to Halle Berry

Sorry it's been almost a month. Wooops.

Regardless of how strangely hysterical I find Ellen on this, I've been lookin' for an interview with Halle Berry to get her take on that god damn Hurricane Chris song. Unfortunately, she wasn't half as hyped as I kinda hoped she'd be, and I feel like she only danced to humor the audience. Regardless, stillllll awesome. 

International Worker's Day

Ahh, as we sit back and recall our fight for the 8 hour work day, I think I'll do less activism and picketing, less leaflets and shouting "SCAB," and more beer drinking. 

Happy May Day.

Yea Big & Kid Static

Friends of mine, Alex and Jon are in this band called Monster Moaty Promoter. It's a hip-hop group. Alex recently told me that have played a few shows with these dudes, Yeah Big + Kid Static and linked me up. Now I can't get that shit outta my head. Sooo tight.

This is Embarrassing but

I'm willing to bet you remember the LFO song about girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. You know, "Summer Girls."

While reminiscing with a friend about shitty 90's boy bands, this song came up. We find the video on YouTube. And THEN we realized how much more there really is to this song. 

And by how much MORE, i mean, how completely insane it is that the song ever even made the radio. 

If you remember the A&F part of the song, you probably remember the line, "Chinese food makes me sick." Great, dude. Where the fuck does that fit in the song?

Secondly, this fine bro-ed group of guys decided decided that, oh yeah, LFO is in fact an acronym. In the process of sitting together at the work table and trying to come up with their band name, they got "Lyte Funky Ones" ......... It's not even like people KNEW that was their name. They skipped straight to the acronym so WHY spell it "lyte?"

The driving factor of this rant comes from the absolute nonsense lyrics that I don't remember anyone catching... Specifically, the shout outs to famous people....

"Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets" --- What????

"There was a good man named Paul Revere. I feel much better baby when you're near" - Where does Paul Revere fit?

"I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike." --- Why is this guy stealing my shit?
"Like the color purple, macaroni and cheese, Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees" - what...

"I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate footloose." - I happen to like Footloose. But regardless, what does this have to do with Summer Girls??

What were you on, LFO???

And what's sad is when they get one-upped by O-Town singing "Liquid Dreams"

So bad.

4/20

Is a silly excuse to celebrate. 

I could recruit people to smoke tons of pot just about any day of the year. And even more so, if my schedule deemed it appropriate for me to spend lots of money on weed and smoke it all in one day, I would do it whenever I wanted. I feel similarly to spoiling a significant other, why the hell is Valentine's Day still a holiday? Or Sweetest Day? C'mon. Tradition is barely an acceptable answer. You'd be better off using John Stewart's idea of it boosting the economy (See: Emergency Christmas!).

Yuck.

New Ghostbusters?!?

Thanks to Alex, I got this article on the Ghostbusters REMAKE. Featuring new, young ghostbusters, but Bill and Dan are still in it, so don't fret. Definitely worth looking at.

http://www.filmgecko.com/original-ghostbusters-murray-aykroyd-on-board-for-remake-video/