Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Box Of 'Pons

I went to the Rec Center today with my roommate.  Some tampon rep asked Amy (roommate) and our friend Shorty to get into a picture, and if they wanted some free samples. At the conclusion of the picture, the representatives asked if we wanted to each take a box home. A BOX. 

We agree. Because that shit's expensive. And now? 224 sample packs of three. Thanks Playtex Sport. We're selling these bitches for 50 cents a pack. Otherwise I'm set on tampons till I decide to birth children. 


Honestly... C'mon....

Part of me wants to argue that I come to the Rec to work out and exercise. Not to leave with 672 tampons. But the other part of me is reminded how much money I'm saving, and how I should consider myself more lucky than anything. I've got all these tampons for like, less than half price.
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  1. ShanerologyMarch 12, 2009 at 12:55 PM

    until you decide to dip them in kool-aid and stuff them under someone's door (preferrably a boy's door). Us old-timers call that "ponning". And it's quite the thrill.

    I might add, your writing has gotten spectacular. It has all the flow of a menstrual cycle.

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